3 girls standing under fake name-brand umbrellas in front of Georgetown Tobacco:
Girl under fake Gucci umbrella loudly: “Look I am not going to sleep with a Verizon cable man…I am not a whore…just curious”
Entries Tagged as 'Women of questionable character'
LIES! You’re probably both.
March 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Georgetown, Women of questionable character
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The Dewey Decimal System just doesn’t do it for her.
February 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Women of questionable character
Local university library, two female students ending a conversation – one, very adamantly:
“…..and that’s why I’m not having any sex here.”
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Yes We Can
February 10th, 2010 · No Comments · Women of questionable character
“I’m so glad we can finally come to DC without getting arrested at the White House.”
-A very preppy looking girl on the Mall
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Hey, I bet I can think of one.
June 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Women of questionable character
Woman: “So this boy I’ve been stalking broke up with me for no good reason . . .”
-DC office building
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Stay classy, Bethesda
January 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Women of questionable character
Woman in a business suit sitting with table of people: “Oh absolutely! I’d totally suck a guy’s dick rather than have sex with him. Especially if I don’t know him!”
–Happy Hour at Rock Bottom, Bethesda
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You had me at slutty.
October 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Hill, Women of questionable character
Girl: “I hope I never get old so I never have to stop dressing slutty. [pause] My mom would be so proud of me.”
–Bar, Capitol Hill
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Imagine what she does at a Barbara Streisand concert
April 13th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Women of questionable character
40-something year old woman at the Josh Groban concert: “We’re TOTALLY going to molest him when he passes by us!”
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I can’t wait to hear what she gave up for Lent
February 26th, 2007 · No Comments · Metro, Women of questionable character
Girl: “I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my Mom happy. And the Priest is really fucking hot.”
–Saturday night, Yellow Line Metro
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biologically, sluts do have larger, um, tearducts
January 8th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Adams Morgan, Women of questionable character
Guy 1: Why is Amanda crying?Guy 2: Amanda is crying because she’s a slut.
–Adams Morgan
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