Eavesdrop DC » Women of questionable character http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:31:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 LIES! You’re probably both. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/23/lies-youre-probably-both/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/23/lies-youre-probably-both/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:15:13 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1177 3 girls standing under fake name-brand umbrellas in front of Georgetown Tobacco:

Girl under fake Gucci umbrella loudly: “Look I am not going to sleep with a Verizon cable man…I am not a whore…just curious”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/23/lies-youre-probably-both/feed/ 0 The Dewey Decimal System just doesn’t do it for her. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/23/the-dewey-decimal-system-just-doesnt-do-it-for-her/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/23/the-dewey-decimal-system-just-doesnt-do-it-for-her/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:38:18 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1137 Local university library, two female students ending a conversation – one, very adamantly:

“…..and that’s why I’m not having any sex here.”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/23/the-dewey-decimal-system-just-doesnt-do-it-for-her/feed/ 0 Yes We Can http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/10/yes-we-can/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/10/yes-we-can/#comments Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:08:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1126 “I’m so glad we can finally come to DC without getting arrested at the White House.”

-A very preppy looking girl on the Mall

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/10/yes-we-can/feed/ 0 Hey, I bet I can think of one. http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/06/10/hey-i-bet-i-can-think-of-one/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/06/10/hey-i-bet-i-can-think-of-one/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:24:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=808 Woman: “So this boy I’ve been stalking broke up with me for no good reason . . .”

-DC office building

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/06/10/hey-i-bet-i-can-think-of-one/feed/ 1 Stay classy, Bethesda http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/07/stay-classy-bethesda/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/07/stay-classy-bethesda/#comments Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:59:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=669 Woman in a business suit sitting with table of people: “Oh absolutely! I’d totally suck a guy’s dick rather than have sex with him. Especially if I don’t know him!”

–Happy Hour at Rock Bottom, Bethesda

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/07/stay-classy-bethesda/feed/ 2 You had me at slutty. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/10/24/you-had-me-at-slutty/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/10/24/you-had-me-at-slutty/#comments Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:08:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=594 Girl: “I hope I never get old so I never have to stop dressing slutty. [pause] My mom would be so proud of me.”

–Bar, Capitol Hill

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/10/24/you-had-me-at-slutty/feed/ 0 Imagine what she does at a Barbara Streisand concert http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/13/imagine-what-she-does-at-a-barbara-streisand-concert/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/13/imagine-what-she-does-at-a-barbara-streisand-concert/#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2007 16:57:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=423 40-something year old woman at the Josh Groban concert: “We’re TOTALLY going to molest him when he passes by us!”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/13/imagine-what-she-does-at-a-barbara-streisand-concert/feed/ 2 I can’t wait to hear what she gave up for Lent http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/02/26/i-cant-wait-to-hear-what-she-gave-up-for-lent/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/02/26/i-cant-wait-to-hear-what-she-gave-up-for-lent/#comments Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:46:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=379 Girl: “I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my Mom happy. And the Priest is really fucking hot.”

–Saturday night, Yellow Line Metro

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/02/26/i-cant-wait-to-hear-what-she-gave-up-for-lent/feed/ 0 biologically, sluts do have larger, um, tearducts http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/01/08/biologically-sluts-do-have-larger-um-tearducts/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/01/08/biologically-sluts-do-have-larger-um-tearducts/#comments Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:26:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=351 Guy 1: Why is Amanda crying?
Guy 2: Amanda is crying because she’s a slut.

–Adams Morgan

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